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You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.
"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.
by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009
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Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas
'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'
by BombDogged October 4, 2016
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you swallow

1. A term used after "You Suck" meaning that they swallow the cum but they just suck.

2. A stupid comeback after "You Suck" even though they cannot swallow when the dick is inside of their mouth.
Bob: "You suck as this."

Joe: "I may suck but you swallow."
by The Big Sad. December 28, 2021
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Swalala

An adjective, combining the words "swag" and "ooh la la".
Popularized in the music video Billie Bell - Vegetabeaux.
My flavour so swalala
by WeirdWordWizard September 28, 2017
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swallowing flies

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.
Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.
by MBisaBP December 20, 2005
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Sohntae Swall

Sohntaeswall is what we like to call ur local lesbian.

She also happens to think she's got 'hoes' but ok go off I guess

She uses the daddy filter alot so I'm 90% sure she's a whole dad

She thinks she's cool because she has a jawline

She works at IHOP so uh hit her up she might give you taht good good and get your mind out of the gutter she's a frickin good christan child so boo
Sohntae swall is ur local lesbian
by Youngdaggerdickjr April 20, 2019
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u swallow

a bomb ass comeback to "you suck" When someone says you suck, respond with you swallow, and their embarresment levels will be off the charts
daniel: lmao, you like math? u suck
ryan: u swallow

daniel: *dies due to overwhelming embarresement*
by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 13, 2018
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