The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.
spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
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Over dinner, Richard told his nephews, Aaron and Zack his famous " Purple Spaghetti Story about his son, Jeremy getting sent to the principal’s office for passing notes in class. In this version of the story, Jeremy was expelled from school even though all the note said was “Purple Spaghetti”. By the time Richard was finished with the thirty-minute meandering diatribe, the boys had fallen asleep and missed the punch line about “looking both ways before you cross the street”.
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To spaghetti is to find yourself in an awkward situation whether in a crowd, or between yourself and an individual you attempted to avoid. Spaghetti-ing can also occur if you lose your words in conversation and find yourself stuttering or repeating yourself. These situations are referred to as ' spaghetti' because once one spaghetti falls ( one social error), the rest will continue to pour out with heavy weight and embarrassment.
-Spaghetti-ed: Past Tense
-Spaghetti-ing: Present Participle
To spaghetti is to find yourself in an awkward situation whether in a crowd, or between yourself and an individual you attempted to avoid. Spaghetti-ing can also occur if you lose your words in conversation and find yourself stuttering or repeating yourself. These situations are referred to as ' spaghetti' because once one spaghetti falls ( one social error), the rest will continue to pour out with heavy weight and embarrassment.
-Spaghetti-ed: Past Tense
-Spaghetti-ing: Present Participle
A good example is when you're at a convenience store, and the clerk says, " $3.89," so you reach into your pocket which is packed with receipts, tangled headphones, dollar bills flopped together awkwardly and a pool of change at the bottom of it all. Then, as you're attempting to place the money on the counter, you drop all of the change on the floor. Spaghetti.
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