Santorum Fairy

A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.

Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.

by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011

Santorum Surge

A unexpected and/or explosive gushing of "santorum." Frequently caused by post coital flatulence.

After Tom had a santorum surge in my bed, I had to change my sheets

by CptFitz January 6, 2012

Santos

He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.

Her: where's my santos?

by Nadine3 April 9, 2017

Juana Santos

A crack head that works at local Aldi

The Juana santos will come.

by The one and only May 13, 2014

Tristan Santos

Tristan Santos is one of the rarest girls you’ll ever meet. As Tristan is a uncommon girl name, Tristan will be and uncommon girl herself. She is sweet, hilarious, and makes you feel right. They’ll never be a dull moment when she’s around! But, she hides her feelings deep inside of her and struggles to open up to herself. She is a good student and will be the light of your life.

Guy: Tristan Santos is one of the most unique girls I’ve ever met.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.

by chxrli November 30, 2019

A Santos

George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.

Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..

by jmacofearth January 6, 2023

Spanton

A term for the most extreme troll artist or pilot...

The troll face just evolved into a Spanton!

by KadAbrar December 26, 2012