surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

by the real rick james December 7, 2005

Midnight Surprise

verb. To have your penis slip out during sex and accidentally insert it into the anus.

Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.

by theaLyssavirus May 14, 2009

Canary Surprise

To puke, poop, then cum on ones chest or stomach resulting in a concoction that resembles bird poop.

Carl gave Sally a Canary Surprise that she has always wanted.

sex, actions, perverse, nasty, hot carl

Carl gave Sally a Canary Surprise that she has always wanted.

by lolgadget January 8, 2010

Double Chocolate Surprise

A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.

Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".

by HyperTobaYT April 6, 2021

London surprise

The London surprise is when you cum on somebody’s face and instead of using a towel you use a croissant and then she eats the croissant.

Dude she loved that London surprise.

by Augy manz January 30, 2019

April Fools Surprise

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009

three spank surprise

Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.

"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."

by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016