Sumo Squat

To squat down like a sumo wrestler to separate your sweaty ball sack from your thighs, after sitting with your legs closed for a long period of time.

Marty - Man, after driving for hours my balls got stuck to my thighs causing me to "sumo squat".

Anthony - LOLOLOLOL!

An Example of a Sumo Squat:

by Teh Asian One September 18, 2009

sumo spread

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.

Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.

by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008

sumofo

adjective: a fat mofo / a fat motherfucker

Kevin: DaaAaamnit maaan!!!! Someone stole my lunch from the work fridge again.
Jen: I saw your empty bag in that sumofo Kim's trashcan this morning.
Kevin: Let's set her office on fire...

by shashyah July 31, 2009

sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

Suemobile

Absolute speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Friend one: wow your car is quick

Friend 2: yeah it’s like the suemobile

by Šêxŷbïtçh October 20, 2020

summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

by Primaries101 November 17, 2022

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023