A low key way to piss off your girlfriend/wife and
make her look like she is being “crazy”, or “bitchy”, for finding your
simple, straight, answer to her
question rude, or confusing.
Wife: Honey, would you like me to make you another
taco?
Husband: Sure.
Wife: (blinks quickly and rapidly multiple times)
Husband: (smirks on the inside and waits)
Wife: You know what Ron? I know how much you love my tacos, so I spent all
evening making them just for you. The least you could do is say YES PLEASE, and hey how about a THANK YOU while your at it???