Lip Strings

Stringy spit formed on the lips of one's mouth. It attaches onto the upper lip, producing a string-like structure that never breaks, no matter how wide you open your mouth. This is due to its slimy consistency. Normally occurs when talking for a lengthy period of time, bad breath, being overweight or having a saliva overflow. To get rid of it, one has to lick their own lips to break the string.

It is a part of the 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you.

"Shut up, Mr Rock. You got lip strings, blud."

by CowboyMisterEg January 2, 2022

dad strength

dad strength is the ridiculous amount of strength every dad possesses, despite their physique.

Person 1: “How does your dad bench 285? He’s skinnier than I am!”
Person 2: “He’s just got that dad strength.”

by bigdoghayden69 January 31, 2022

pull some strings

It's when someone has the power to make something happen as he wants. Usually it happens behind the scenes, so the people involved don't know.

I want Josh to marry Katya, so I will pull some strings for it to happen.

by Tarsila May 5, 2018

old man strength

the crazy insane strength you gain when you become an old man

did you see grandpa pick up that keg of beer?
Yeah he has sick old man strength

by caliwolves April 9, 2009

no strings attached

a fucking lie

him: “hey, wanna fuck? no strings attached.”
her: “i know how this goes.”

by edgycowboy05 June 16, 2019

cut the apron strings

breaking free from dependency on another person

Once I graduated from college, my mom had to cut the apron strings. she would no longer enable me. Tough love, you know.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

Derp Strength

1) A term defining a certain super strength or power one has because they are mentally challenged, lacking of mental ability or any other similar conditions. It can be used in many different ways, such as descriptive, insulting, empowering or endearing etc. It can also be said in response to someone getting lucky, or sacking you, in or at something when they shouldn't have been able to.

"Wow, Jonah has derp strength. He picked up two guys at the same time."

"WTH?!?! He hasn't got shot all frikkin day!!! but he has no kills!!! He sucks! but why cant i beat him!!! Hes got frikkin derp strength!!!"

Person 1: "LOOOOL, duuuude, you totally sacked him"
Person 2: "I know man. Its dat derp strength"
All Surrounding People: "LOLOLOLOLOL"

Person 1: "Bro, what happened to your eye?"
Person 2: "Dude, i was walking down the hall, and that mentally challenged dude came up and punched the crap out of me"
Person 1: "Yea bro, you gotta watch out for those dudes. You know they got that derp strength"
Person 2: "Derp strength?"
Person 1: "Yea, you know how mentally challenged people somehow are super strong? Thats derp strength"
Person 2: "Well, i didnt know that, but i do now... *rubs eye*"

by poopybuttoxes March 28, 2013