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Strategic Absence

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
by dachyr May 2, 2010
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Jun Strat

A Jun Strat is named after a popular CSGO player named Jun, who frequently hides in smokes with an auto shotgun and wrecks shop.
Did you see that guy pull off the Jun Strat? I've never seen a shotgun go up so many people's asses so quickly.
by Zumapwn July 29, 2016
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Stathamesque

When you do something completely bad-ass it defies the laws of physics and will cause peoples minds to explode and their eyes to melt. Comes from the name Jason Statham a British action movie star who's as hardcore in real life as the characters in his movies.
Guy #1: Dude! Jumping off that bridge while stabbing that ninja, and then saving that baby from those rabid lions by beating them with your bare hands was so bad-ass I lost control of my bowels.

Guy #2: Yea it was one Stathamesque style move wasn't It?
by BINDSOR January 21, 2011
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strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.
What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Strategic Bombing

When paragliding, it is the act of flying over large groups of people with your pants down and trying to hit them with your excrement.
John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"
by !dlroW-olleH November 17, 2019
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Volcano Strat

When you go in the corner of a room, butt-naked, and lean against it upside-down with your ass against the wall and your back curled against the floor. You then proceed to masturbate, and when you ejaculate, you shoot it into the air in a similar fashion as a volcanic eruption, sometimes into one's own mouth.
Aye man, just hit that Volcano Strat, feeling good.
by ektooo October 28, 2019
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Straghit

A different way of expressing your heterosexuality. You can also trick others into saying that they are gay, but this should not be used in an offensive way.
"Yo dude are you straghit"
"No i aint straghit"
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAH ur gay"
by unmotivational lizard August 16, 2021
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