Brick Exit Strategy

The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.

"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."

by SF Dave May 19, 2008

basic white girl starter pack

It includes: PINK shirts, Starbucks, ugs, those white adidas shoes, leggings, yoga pants, the newest iPhone, snap chat, instagram, and ever other social media app you can get.

Boy: Hay what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: I really want the basic white girl starter pack!
Boy: but doesn't every girl have that?
Girl: uhhh duh

by Doofenshmirtz October 6, 2017

starter wife

A man's first wife that (usually) marries out of love and helps him achieve wealth, power, etc., but is then promptly discarded upon reaching said goal for a younger more attractive woman. Can sometimes result in the starter wife getting half.

As soon as he made his first million, Donald left his starter wife for a young Slavic model named Melania, which cost him half.

by C Myers June 17, 2007

strategically shacking

When someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite sex, but doesn't want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.

"I planned on strategically shacking, and it worked--he had no idea I had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!"

by Sporgan May 13, 2006

strategic vom

A big vomit just before you go to sleep so you won't wake up deathly hungover (or die in your sleep)

"Man, if it weren't for that strategic vom last night when I got home from dinner at my boss's house, I wouldn't even be around to share this story"

by strategicvom April 4, 2009

Stateriotic

Combination of State and Patriotic
Loyalty to ones state, or the state you used to live in

Andy: Did you find out if Jimmy the Ground Hog saw his shadow?
Ms. Chew: No but Punksatony Phil saw his.
Andy: Come on you need to be more stateriotic.

by Afendra February 23, 2009

strategic procrastination

Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.

When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.

by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009