strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 April 23, 2018

e-straining order

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook

Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."

by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007

Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

stranal

Anal sex between two straight men, or a group of straight men. Happens coincidentally, is not premeditated, and is never referred to ex post facto.

Gee whiz fellas, this is a great party, but there aren't enough chicks. We could be setting ourselves up for some deep penetrating, back wetting stranal!

by D. Hausman September 22, 2004

Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Don't Strain Your Milk

Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.

"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"

"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."

by JettaC June 2, 2008