hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho"
by lisa_colesy February 11, 2008
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I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?
by zip10011 June 11, 2010
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by BrokenShower December 14, 2018
Get the The Straightening mug.A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.
That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.
by AlanBennet01 August 21, 2018
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..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"
Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."
Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."
by B-G May 20, 2008
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