stoked

When someone is really happy or excited about something.

When Billy got a shiny new bike for Christmas, he was stoked.

by zanny May 24, 2004

Smooked

The act of screwing someone over in special regards to money.

Also known as jewing someone.

I just got smooked!

by rdjjn March 2, 2009

Stroked out

When a person is so drunk or drugged up that they appear to be having a stroke.

Or the person is actually having a stroke.

"Fuck me man I was stroked out last night"

"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"

"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."

"Haha.Sacky bobo son"

by Stroked out sexual predator August 4, 2009

Pumper Stoked

The act of being pumped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Pumper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Im Shooked Bruh

That feeling you get when something catches you off guard, your pissed, you don't know what just happen, or having that "im done..." sensation.

Taylor: Aye check out my new Timbs they got heelys on them!
Matt: They even real Timbs B
Taylor: But fam look at me glide.

Matt:Im Shooked Bruh}...

by Glazzcoe December 15, 2016

Nigga Spooked

When something is so scary that its spooks the timbs off a hard ass nigga.

Nigga 1: Damn nigga, Charlene said she was pregnant and my mothafuckin timbs flew off my goddamn feet!

Nigga 2: Damn son, that hoe really got you Nigga Spooked like that?

by The Crippled Crip December 23, 2019

Kelsey stoked

Beyond excited about an idea, adventure, getting laid, basically, anything that you get so giddy over the energy just pours out of you like a volcano spewing words at a high-pitched level of voice.

Originally derived from a waitress in Jay Peak VT that was so stoked on life, that it was instantly contagious and has become the bar for the outdoor community in New England and beyond.

Dude, want to do the Pemi Loop in a day?
Man, I'm like Kelsey stoked on that shit.

by BeaconMountainGoat April 28, 2020