stoning out

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".

Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.

by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013

staging

One who pretends, such as in acting.
To make believe.
Something that is made up.

My Friends are always staging different things to pull jokes and pranks on People.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

storing a charge

Holding a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny Ryan?"
"Ah, ya know, I've been storing a charge ever since I've got in the school bus this morning."

by xxxScumbag69xxx March 1, 2015

stogie joe

(sto gee jo), n., a suave young man who carries himself in a manner similar to that of a pimp, always equipped with a cigar in mouth

The group enjoyed the party thoroughly, but the real fun didn't start until Stogie Joe arrived, filling the room with a pungent sweetness of the cheap cigar.

by Paul June 20, 2004

Stoink

When a joint is rolled and packed to the max, and is then followed by a long, quick continuous drag.

"Bro I just smoked a fat stoink"

"That joint was a mad stoink"

by xoxDreams July 4, 2019

stoino

The tue self of an ordinary guy that is hiding inside of him and comes out only when he's drunk and just happens to be The Craziest Mutha Fuka On The Earth... dun mess with him when he's drunk cuz he's gonna kill ya in a blink of an eye... he doesn't respect anything and fears only fire... Usually makes good show to watch...

friends ar party after a lot of drinks:OMG he's transforming himself to Stoino... w e a r e d e a d... no matter laughing or from his strong fists

by bahmaamu September 21, 2006

stoning

The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*

by kaldoscope November 13, 2009