Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012

Serexting

v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.

-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.

by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

shexting

Shit and text

"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"

by gatman January 25, 2015

sexting

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

In a sentence: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.

Sexting in action:
Nancy: "Wut do u want?"
Bob: "Cum over to my place now."
Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?"
Bob: "No. I need to c u."
Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."

by BTheWordMaker April 7, 2008

spexting

The pulse-quickening act of exchanging detailed, graphic, sports-related statistics and observations via text at a feverish rate, similar to that of sexting. Often a form of male bonding, and a reflection of a torrid bromance.

1. My girlfriend caught me spexting with my guy Andy at dinner again last night, and boy was my face red. 2. I had to change my cell phone plan due to all the spexting this Bulls season.

by Big-Red November 7, 2010

Shtexting

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

by Afcancelt October 4, 2011

Selexting

The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.

I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.

Or -

I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!

by sayfromage May 18, 2014