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Singpaore Mtah 

Graet nwes for dylsexic nedrs eevywhree who wnat to leran “Singapore Math” whtiout acucrate spleling or gramamr.
Singpaore Mtah srtikes trreor aomng eidtors aruond the wolrd wohse dyas mgiht be numeberd.
Singpaore Mtah by Covido February 24, 2022

Singapore Grip 

As a male's penis is in the female's vagina, the male chooses not to thrust. The Female then clenches the vagina and continues to have intercourse with the stationary man, simulating the feeling of a vigorous handjob.
"Oh Honey, I've had a long day at work and don't feel likely pleasuring me, can we do the singapore grip tonight?"

Singapore 

One of the best cities/countries to visit, if not live, in Asia. It's a shame that not as many people do so compared to others in the continent, namely Hong Kong and Tokyo, and other major cities around the world. Very orderly society, to a fault at times. And EVERYTHING works, particularly the infrastructure.
Singapore is vastly underrated when compared to other major cities in the world.
Singapore by andrew. September 14, 2005

Singapore 

Pretty much the best country in all of Asia. Though very small and extremely hot and humid, delicious food and extravagant shopping exists here. Many underestimate the greatness of this city/country to other "great" cities throughout Asia. Namely Hong Kong, Tokyo, and Seoul. It has one of the toughest laws globally such as the banning of chewing gum (why it is so CLEAN!) and caning for fighting someone on the street. The tough legislation here means Singapore is extremely tolerant and multicultural.
After a month in Singapore, people here are so friendly and multicultural. Even more multicultral than Canada! Just love the food and shopping here...too bad I can't chew Excel to excel-lerate my breath!
Singapore by ckckds August 31, 2010

Singapore Subway 

The act of sliding micro machines down a paper towel tube into another person anus
Tim: Hey i am bored do you want to try a Singapore subway

Jill: We are all out of micro machines, if you wait an hour i might be able to pass the ones from last time
Singapore Subway by Kevin Getzewich September 5, 2007

The Wokenization of Singapore Math 

When white Christian nationalists or ultra-MAGA patriots subscribe to the radical pedagogy that adopting (or adapting part of) the Singapore math curriculum would only adulterate theirs, because exposing local students to alien problem-solving strategies and heuristics under the guise of multicultural math or ethnomathematics would only give undue credit to foreign curriculum math specialists and publishers.
A number of white or “woke” curriculum censors are covertly working hand in hand with American textbook publishers to push for the wokenization of Singapore math, with both parties having a vested interest to ensure that dear inch-deep-mile-wide K–12 math textbooks rather than value-for-money foreign math titles inundate as many states and local schools as possible.