The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.
by Ipod Dome Lover August 25, 2010

by Pokommando April 17, 2021

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021

Here, rack us up a steve jobs
by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021

To stare intently at someone with your hands folded in front of your body until they do what you want.
Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
by NJ Education Student October 25, 2011

by Bob Michael June 12, 2017

by Laurenmtsk September 13, 2013
