Steve Job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure while simultaneously listening to one's Ipod.

The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.

by Ipod Dome Lover August 24, 2010

Steve Jobs

Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner

Here, rack us up a steve jobs

by Lil 2 chainz July 04, 2021

Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.

"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."

by GaryTurbo99 August 19, 2021

Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021

Steve Jobs

To stare intently at someone with your hands folded in front of your body until they do what you want.

Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.

by NJ Education Student October 25, 2011

Steve Jobs

The creator of apple and someone who changed the world immensely

Steve jobs changed the world

by Bob Michael June 12, 2017

Steve Jobs

When you put an iPhone on vibrate, place it between a girl's legs, and call it until she cums.

Susan won't do anal, but she loves Steve Jobs.

by Laurenmtsk September 13, 2013