steamland cleaver

A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.

Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.

by Ramboni November 13, 2003

Spamtard

A fucking retard that forwards every stupid, inspritional, and or other annoying email without checking it's origins against Snopes.com.

What a spamtard, everyone knows not to give money to Lybians!

by Jon M. B November 24, 2009

clevland steamtrain

when you finger a chick, then u open her vagina wide and take a shit.

i gave your sister a clevland steamtrain last night.

by ixmaloxi October 3, 2010

startard

One who is retarded at ordering at Starbucks.

That person is a startard.

by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008

Startard

Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.

" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "

" doucher. "

by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009

seatard

retard at sea;

a pirate's prison bitch

That guy is such a seatard.

That seatard forgot the ice.

by capn jac February 21, 2010

Steaktard

Someone who believes they can BBQ the perfect steak... But can't.

Matt bought a $3,000 BBQ then wouldn't shut up about how good he was at cooking steak.

He finally BBQ some aged steaks for us...
It was ok. Sure. But he was still a steaktard.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019