stankard

simply - a tankard of stink

"oi, pass me that stankard"

by unclekraker June 14, 2008

slawkward

a combination of the word "slow" and "awkward"; a person who makes others uncomfortable by he/she's lack of personality.

"Jeez Emily TALK, why do you have to be so slawkward!?"

by xrachelmagnoliax August 19, 2008

stalkward

something that is both awkward, and stalker-ish

Ben: "I want to have you baby!"

Kendra:"STALKWARD!!"

by RoboBoogy December 7, 2011

stalkward

adj. describes the silence that ensues when you say something that let's your stalkee know you've been stalking them.

Dude, you're not even facebook friends, you shouldn't know that about her.

I know. That was stalkward.

by gt6driver October 25, 2012

stalkward

a combination of the words "stalk" and "awkward", used to describe a person that is strangely and inexplicably informed/knowledgeable of another person's activities; also used to describe situations in which you could conclude that you were being followed/watched but probably not, and so it is just awkward.

"Oh man, how did he know that I went to Richmond yesterday? I haven't seen him in three months! That is so stalkward."

"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."

by iamlit May 14, 2009

stalkward

(adj.) an awkward situation caused by running into someone that quite possibly is stalking you

Woah, dude. How did she know that we were going to be here? Wasn't that stalkward?

by jicky98 January 17, 2009

Stalkward

When someone is stalking you very awkwardly. This can be via facebook, twitter, flickr, or even someone literally following you.

"Oh my god, this cringy guy keeps talking to me, its just so stalkward!"

"Stalkward turtle."

"I can't help being stalkward, you are just so hot!"

by gaga_eljayne_monster13 November 7, 2011