Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)

Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-

by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Statutory rape

When you are of age and have sex with a minor.

Statutory rape is about to be 17 and dating a 14 year old.

by Cheeseman1212 September 17, 2020

statutory abuse

Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.

Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

statutory Ziti

When a man named William denies you a new years kiss and your forced to kiss a man that identifies as a tray of ziti. Ziti’s are ruthless creatures that will stuff you full of there ziti.

The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.

Tabitha : please kiss me William I don’t want to be statutory Ziti’d

by Abur tt January 2, 2025

Statutory drooling

Intensely ogling a very attractive underage person.

He was statutory drooling at that cheer leader.

by Mpkane March 1, 2020

statutory Ziti

When a man named matt denies you a new years kiss and your forced to kiss a man that identifies as a tray of ziti. Ziti’s are ruthless creatures that will stuff you full of there ziti.

The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.

Tabitha : please kiss me matt I don’t want to be statutory Ziti’d

by Abur tt January 2, 2025