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gojō satoru

1. The most beautiful, handsome, & powerful man in all the universes.

2. The love of my life.

3. Big dick daddy.

4. An anime/manga character from Jujutsu Kaisen.
Gojō Satoru can have my throat.

Who is number one? Oh its Gojō Satoru.

That’s by sweet baby angel, Gojō Satoru.
by Yanca November 24, 2020
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Gojo Satoru

A 2D man for whom all girls, even boys (literally EVERYONE) are ready to do anything.

A papacito with big-dick energy.

Has a thicc third leg.

Super funny.

He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
Me: Gojo Satoru makes me want to set myself on fire!
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
by Feroline August 18, 2021
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Satoru Gojo

The strongest jujutsu sorcerer with a 5 ft cock that will rip you in half. Just hearing his name will make you cum in your trousers 15 times.
Guy: I just saw satoru gojo the other day

Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24
by hrhsher March 17, 2021
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jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing
Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer
by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016
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All-American StatOut

-A Girl Thats been Ran Through Like A Used Car.
-A Girl That loves having sex and giving head. Any one that wants it can really mash out.
-A Chick That Smash Multiple Homeboys
-A girl thats known by everyone in town.
-A Song by Dallas Artist Yung Nation thats explains it even more. IYESS
"I Swear I Seen That Girl With A Different Guy Every Day This Week." "Yea She an All-American Statout".
by StatOutHater December 14, 2010
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Tendou satori

a red-haired boy playing volleyball. He goes to the Shiratorizawa academy. He is in the third season of Haikyuu. He is number 5 on the field and also a middle blocker.

He‘s also very gay for his Teamcaptain named wakatoshi ushijima
„Have you heard of the guess monster who plays in shiratorizawa?“
Of course, he‘s name is Tendou Satori
by Insomniaweeb April 17, 2020
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statriotically

sta.tri.o.ti.cal.ly (STAY-tree-ah-ti-ka-lee)
-adverb

In a statriotic manner.
Peggy does everything statriotically, with the best interest of North Dakota in mind.
by P, B, B, D & J May 4, 2007
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