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stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.
What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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Stationery

Paper-thin rubber.
"I'll pick up the stationery; you get the wine."
by StarvingWolfman March 20, 2019
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Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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Stationary Thermodynamics

A framework that describes systems in steady state—neither expanding nor contracting, but with constant flows of energy and matter maintaining a stable configuration far from equilibrium. Stationary thermodynamics applies to ecosystems, cells, cities, and any system that persists through constant dissipation while maintaining its structure. Unlike static thermodynamics (which deals with equilibrium), stationary thermodynamics focuses on the dynamic balance where inputs match outputs, entropy production is constant, and the system's macroscopic state remains unchanged despite microscopic flux. It provides the tools for understanding how life, societies, and engines maintain themselves in time without growth or decay.
Example: "The forest ecosystem was in stationary thermodynamics: energy flowed in from the sun, nutrients cycled, but the total biomass and species composition remained stable for centuries."
by Abzugal March 22, 2026
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Korean Stationery

Spontaneous utterance when an intrusive web pop up intrudes on an important meeting. Common with natives of Alabama. Usually paired with dramatic closure of a laptop.
by Coptermedic November 4, 2021
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