Starmerfreude

Starmerfreude (n) - That feeling you get when a morally bankrupt compulsive liar with no backbone finds out that karma’s a bitch.

That woman is experiencing a classic case of Starmerfreude, let's leave her to think about what's happened.

by Emily_5787 February 5, 2026

Starmer

To flip-flop, or Masturbate

You sir are a complete Starmer

by Hjaltlander March 18, 2026

Starmerism

The belief that the UK should belong to those not of UK ethnic descent

Kier believes in Starmerism

by The UN Security Council August 24, 2025

STARMER

A person harming their own country's interests. A disloyal person. A person who is detested by their country.

He was a right Starmer- nobody trusted him.

by Tell it right. September 1, 2025

Starmer

1) A person so irritating that even pigeons would rather cross the street than share a bench with them.

2) A human embodiment of buffering - loud, unnecessary, and always getting in the way.

3) (literal) A person who enjoys private handshakes with themselves. (You know what I mean...)

"That man watches too many adult movies.... what a Starmer!"

by NatwestBanker1801 September 29, 2025

Fire Starters

Noun. adj, 1. The thought that when a womans breasts are so big that when rapidly rubbed together and with the help of spontaneous combustion they could ignite into flames.

Small titties could not be fire starters because they couldn't possible produce enough heat from the friction to ignite by themselves.

"Wouldja look at them fire starters on that bitch! I could sop them up with some 'biscuts n gravy'."

by mojo8772 March 7, 2009

convo-starters

Words or phrase used to start a conversation with a girl or stranger. It usually intended to make the second person interested and reciprocate.

Mustifa: Remember that girl we saw at mall.
Saka: Yeah, the blonde?.
Mustifa: We bumped into eachother again and we meeting for a date tonight.
Saka: Really!
Mustifa: Trust my crazy convo-starters

Saka: lol

by K Supreme April 8, 2018