NatwestBanker1801's definitions

Starmer

1) A person so irritating that even pigeons would rather cross the street than share a bench with them.

2) A human embodiment of buffering - loud, unnecessary, and always getting in the way.

3) (literal) A person who enjoys private handshakes with themselves. (You know what I mean...)

"That man watches too many adult movies.... what a Starmer!"

by NatwestBanker1801 September 29, 2025