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Stepping on my scarf

Hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in analogy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.
1. He was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.
by scarfsteppin November 7, 2013
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Crowd-Stepping

V; A form of crowd surfing, except instead of being passed around by the audience on your back, you try to walk around above the crowd, stepping either on peoples heads, shoulders, or on out-stretched hands from fellow moshers. As a bonus, you can try to walk right up to the stage, step over the security, get on stage, run to a different section, and Crowd Step all the way back to where you were. Very difficult, yet SERIOUSLY FUN. Practice makes perfect.
"I am going to go Crowd-Stepping at the SkitSystem concert."
by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 21, 2008
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stepping

challenging someone to fight, only used by a townie
(mock cockney accent) : oi u stepping to me cuz
by eekojxrs January 21, 2004
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Bitch slapping the trout

The act of slapping ones penis off of a females genitals
Dave: You hook up with katie last night?

Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!
by Gingeeeeee August 26, 2013
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swapping spit

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.
by mandingoe May 24, 2004
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Slapping the Bull

The act of purposely inciting an individual or group to action, often retaliatory, through words or deeds.

In the textbook example of “Slapping the Bull”, the targeted individual or group (aka “The Bull”) will be quietly going about their normal daily routine before being roused to action by the efforts of the person inciting the bull (aka “The Slapper”).

Often the Slappers goal is simply to create some excitement in their otherwise boring day. The excitement can come from fending off the retaliatory response by the Bull, or delighting in watching the Bull unknowingly take out their aroused anger on another innocent party (The Rube) who was set up to take the fall by the Slapper.

The latter case is sometimes referred to as “Bitch Slapping the Bull”, as the Bull is so completely mind fucked by the Slapper that they lash out against the Slappers second target (The Rube), yet another unsuspecting individual or group.
Slapping the Bull:
#1 – The Slapper walks into the Bull’s cube and from behind the Bull’s back tosses an object into a nearby co-workers cube.

#2 – The attacked co-worker responds by throwing the object back into the Bull’s cube knocking over the Bull’s water jug and spilling water all over the Bull’s clothes, keyboard and work papers.

#3 – The Bull is incensed and also now busily trying to mop up the water and save his papers and electronics. Retaliation is only a matter of time.

Bitch Slapping the Bull:

#1 – The Slapper tosses an object vertically in the air such that it lands with a resounding thud on his own desk.

#2 – The Slapper loudly says, “Hey, whoever is throwing stuff, quit it!”

#3 – A few minutes later the Slapper throws the same object from a location close to the Rube’s cube into the Bull’s cube and stealthily creeps back to his desk . It has the intended effect of knocking over the Bull’s water jug and spilling water all over the Bull’s clothes, keyboard and work papers.

#4 – The Bull, now aroused to anger charges over to the Rube’s cube and proceeds to dump a 64oz mug of ice water on the Rube’s head.

#5 – The Rube, now soaking wet, cold and piss-assed mad, grabs a handy bean filled juggling bag and hurls it into the Bull’s unprotected tenders.

#6 – The Slapper feigns shock and surprise while desperately trying to contain their laughter as the Bull and the Rube tear at each other’s throats in battle reminiscent of clash of the titans
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Stepping on lego

A torture device made by the devil himself to destroy anything that touches it no matter how much protection you have
by odd_guy_59 February 16, 2018
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