Stapelton

One of the worst areas in Staten Island. Can be comparable to Bushwick section of Brooklyn, the Hollis area of Queens, the Washington Heights area of Manhattan and The Bronx.

Co-Worker: Do you live near Stapelton? I heard its horrible there.
Me: Hell no, I stay BELOW the Staten Island Expressway.

by The Urbanette December 9, 2008

Stapified

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.

That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.

by jabrelong June 30, 2009

Stapley jr.high

The white rich bitch school and most of the kids there don’t even know how to fold there clothes cause they have there made do it for them they also have no respect or manners.

Mom can I go to Stapley jr.high next year? Mom “no I don’t want u becoming a little brat”

by JJHH454545 February 2, 2020

Staples Center

Sports Arena in Downtown Los Angeles; which hosts the LA Kings, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, and few indoor tennis competitions.

Are you going to Staples Center.

by TEXAS SUCKS! December 31, 2005

Stapel

A person who is generally a nice guy, has a large appreciation for Batman and all that is Marvel and DC. Usually has a comb over, whether or not it is natural.

English teacher with a name similar to staple, but spelt, stapel.

by General Fang May 26, 2009

Staple Karma

When your trying to fire staples at someone and the stapler shuts on your own hand.

Colin "Dude that's what you get for trying to fire staples at me"

Emily "That's total staple karma"

by eflahe/cgresh June 16, 2011

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019