staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

Ring stinging poo denter

A ring stinging poo denter, is when two gay men with very thick penises have anal intercourse with each other right before needing to take a shit and the person on the receiving end will feel their ring stinging and their feces being dented at the same time.

Far out dude. Gary gave me a ring stinging poo denter the other day! My ring still hurts now! And god! I couldn't take a shit for like 5 hours dude, it was painful!

by n8frompap October 25, 2018

Stringing

When ravers swing and twirl glowsticks around on the end of a string.

Makes very nice time lapse pictures.

Oh man, at the rave last night, there were alot of people stringing. We had to make a big circle for them so everyone could watch.

by ilessthan3weres August 10, 2006

stinging nettle

Cockney rymming slang or as commonly used "mockney" rymming slang for a kettle

"put the stinging nettle on squire"

by Alexandre Ruska-Smith December 29, 2007

Stinging Nettle

An unfortunate turn of events during a round of golf, usually involving green prickly weeds, over indulgence of alcohol, a case of the shanks, or Frank Raneri.

During their annual Myrtle Beach golf trip, Sam ran in to multiple patches of Stinging Nettle!

by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.

Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!

by Concho June 29, 2012