stuck on the can

The result of failing to check for toilet paper before defecating.

::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::

Receiver: "Hello?"

Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."

by Raw Grassfed Goat Milk January 24, 2012

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Snack on your own wiener

To stick your own dick.

Al: If you could, would you snack on your own wiener?

Austin: Of course I would.

by Penis with a D August 22, 2022

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Cheese stick on the roof

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair

Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.

by Gadal613 June 15, 2018

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Smack On

Smack On means to propose a fight with someone. Generally in a joking manner but can definitely can be used very effectively in a real situation. Smack On is closely associated with the term "punch on".

Joking:
Luke: "You suck apples"
Brad: "Smack on cunt"

Serious:
Josh: "I fucked your ex on a trampoline!"
Ryan: "Smack on cunt!"

by KinnyMcbinspin February 4, 2014

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stuck on fake

A ghetto term used by rejected women for players who the women feel are playing games by not meeting with them. Said lady assumed said player would hookup with them instead the lady was stood up. Usually for sexual intercourse or a perceived romantic date.

Hoodrat: "Yo, don't be playin' me. You be stuck on fake muthafuker. I been waitin' all day and you don't text or call."

Player: silence

Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."

by T_rump_supporter May 13, 2016

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