Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 3, 2013

Jase-squatch

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.

"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."

by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019

Squinch

To narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.

While being photographed by the paparazzi Brad Pitt threw in a squinch.

by Squinchmeister November 27, 2013

squither

Verb; A drug induced state acheived after consuming intense amounts of prescription drugs and half price cocktails.

"Yo that purp drank got me squithering";
"that shit was rather squither inducing";
"sorry babe i cant get it up im feeling quite squithered"
"those pills and beers has got me rather squithered!"

by zestone March 25, 2008

Squatchy

of, pertaining to, or a likeness of the Sasquatch and/or its habitat

Can you believe how deep that woman's voice was? She was so squatchy.

That's such a squatchy house. It's all run-down and falling apart.

by James76 October 15, 2011

Squatching

The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.

I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.

by Marty2694 November 11, 2012

squatchbutt

Sweaty, hairy, swampass.

It was so hot outside, Todd had some serious squatchbutt going on.

by fredfrank July 30, 2009