by babytee March 26, 2009
Get the Squidy mug.1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
by CircadianHour December 1, 2009
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by Martti Ojanen October 14, 2003
Get the squirmy mug.When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.
"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"
by OpenMindedBagels May 10, 2018
Get the Squimmy Jimmy mug.a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.
“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”
by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023
Get the squimping mug.Something Littles say when they don't want to be direct with how they feel.
Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
by Kawaii.Dango December 10, 2015
Get the I'm all squirmy now mug.(adj) word used to describe member of opposite sex who has belly ornamentation in excess. More common in women, but is occasionaly seen in men, feel free to question sexual orientation when encountered.
Chuck - "Dude, did you see the rack on that broad? "
Buck - "Nah man, she was all squisy.. i couldn't see anything above that."
Buck - "Nah man, she was all squisy.. i couldn't see anything above that."
by Fantasmo October 13, 2005
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