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Phil, the greatest, smartest, and sweetest person.

A beautiful genius!

by Brenda February 18, 2004

Squidging

to "squidge" is to fuck around or to waste time. A "squidger" is a time waster, and "squidging" can also be used as a word to describe "holding out" on someone's stash, beers etc..

Why dont you stop fucking around..... HECTOR, quit squidging and pass me the dutch. Like filling out this dictionary form is a squidge around.

by MackOne April 24, 2009

Squidge

To put a dip (tobacco) in your lip

I put a squidge of wintergreen dip in my lip.

by BigNTasty75 September 30, 2009

squidge

A bizarre sexual act performed specifically upon a member of the cast of Neighbours or Emmerdale

Jules said he'd love to sidle up to her and squidge

by Pyker Grove July 19, 2016

Squidge

The act of squeezing your penis from bottom to top to get the left-over semen out after a nut.

Darn, I forgot to squidge! Now my dick is glued to my undies!

by AGBJ May 14, 2019

Squidge

The definitive feeling of moisture when one clenches ones vagina.

(When one is aware that one is wet)

He’s so hot I’m definitely turned I just squidged.. (heavily lubricated)

by Bumfuzzle1234 November 20, 2020

Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 20, 2020