Squid

A person that is weird.

Jared is such a squid, he's so weird

by CHARLITTTTTTTTTTT August 19, 2017

Squid

A member of the Navy; usu. an endearing term.

...now there goes one salty squid!

by dougesoul March 19, 2003

Squid

The act of taking someone else's possession without permission; stealing

Fuck! That motherfucker squidded my money from my wallet!

I think imma squid that guy's laptop.

by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 27, 2019

Squid

A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.

Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?

Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?

Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts

Dennis: STFU! Bye!

by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014

Squid

1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.

Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.

by joshykins69 March 15, 2015

Squid

A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.

If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.

by Scorp-ion May 29, 2007

Squid

a US Naval Academy Midshipman

USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"

by CDT B January 24, 2009