Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.

I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Squeaker

A general word for any 'Kid' who plays video games and has a high pitched voice.

Person 1: Dude, i was stuck in a game with a squeaker yesterday.
Person 2: Ha, sucks for you.

by TheGo@t March 17, 2015

Squeckths

A Canadian erotic term that denotes straight sex. An oversexualized portmanteau of the words "straight"and "sex". Can be used interchangeably as a noun or verb.

*Man to woman*: "I'm gonna squeckths you like you've never been squeckthsed before."

*Woman to man*: "I can't wait to have hot squeckths with you."

by Westfrey August 26, 2017

Squeaky Friends

Young children we all love.

Hey squeaky friends, want to play roblox?

by sora senpai September 9, 2020

Half-Cheek-Squeak

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.

*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*

by ***sin*** April 16, 2009

Squonk

A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits

by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

Floor Squeak

1. Sometimes the certain spots or areas on the floor squeaks, by walking, stepping or standing.

2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.

1. My floor in the kitchen squeaks by the kitchen sink.

2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.

by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013