a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.
one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
hey man, are you going out tonight?
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
by dr evil. April 24, 2011
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I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!
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Adjective: A word describing a person, place or thing as being too "goody two shoes" or whipped by his woman.
That guy is so squeebee, he was washing the principal's car when a bunch of bloods jumped his ass.
You ain't going out again? How can you be so squeebee, son?
You ain't going out again? How can you be so squeebee, son?
by TheADEN May 19, 2009
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It was awkward when I squeebled Sunny, but then we made eye contact, and we knew it was meant to be.
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Get the free squeezie mug.any rat sized, curly-haired dog; usually black in color; that has a severe sickening stinch; usually from puking and then rolling in it, or rubbing it's back in other animal spore and spawn. This odor is impossible to get rid of, regardless of baths, flea dips, or groomings.
Even after it's smim in the pool, you could smell the squeeber over the scented candle in the living room.
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