When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.
My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.
by in the know2 July 29, 2009
Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"
Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
by Fudbringer January 29, 2014
A code used by airplanes to say that there is an imminent hijacking. They do so by resetting their transponder to 7500.
Airplane Pilot: *squawks 7500*
ATC: oh shit shoot him down
Other ATC: why tho
ATC: he used his transponder to Squawk 7500
Other ATC: ok
ATC: oh shit shoot him down
Other ATC: why tho
ATC: he used his transponder to Squawk 7500
Other ATC: ok
by Veteran Bandit September 09, 2020
by Bobb89 October 03, 2007
Person 1 - I love white chocolate truffles
Person 2 - Don't you love it when the white stuff oozes in your mouth?
Person 1 - YES! nom nom nom
Person 3 - Aha you just got squid squawked. He meant jizz!
Person 2 - Don't you love it when the white stuff oozes in your mouth?
Person 1 - YES! nom nom nom
Person 3 - Aha you just got squid squawked. He meant jizz!
by S.MF.L January 24, 2011
A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016
When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.
by Mylotronic July 29, 2017