Squat Cobbler 

Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying

He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.

Squat Cobbler by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.

Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.

Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.

squat cobbler by Agggg33 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.

Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.

Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!

squat cobbler by bigjohnston September 3, 2016

Squat cobbler 

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.

Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.

Squat cobbler by Clive Bixby September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Also known as a full moon moon pie.

Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.

squat cobbler by zomgx3 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.

She has a squat cobbler fetish.

squat cobbler by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

process of planting ones ass on a pie for sexual release

Andrew is a squat cobbler, it gets him off.

squat cobbler by The Glinch September 3, 2016