squarehead

a person who is extremely cheap. Often of Germanic or Eastern European descent. Behaviours often include pack-rat stockpiling of useless items, refusal to throw things out, and salvaging things from the garbage.

My mom is such a squarehead. She won't let me throw anything out.

by BSKM February 16, 2009

Squarehead

A person with at least three of the following characteristics, with the 7th criterion being a must.

1. Is an Asian, who pretends to be black, just because he (or she) is tan
2. Thinks he is good at running
3. Cheats in almost every class
4. Is shallow (prejudicial towards girls who are unattractive to him)
5. Does not know what a cello is
6. Has a computer that takes at least 15 minutes to open up and close photoshop
7. Is conceited at times
8. HAS A SQUARE HEAD

1. Dude, who is this conceited Chinese guy who thinks he's so cool, trying to cheat his way through life and?

2. That's the infamous squarehead.

by SONAR QUACK~! February 16, 2010

squarehead

a boy who likes melody and is a gameaddict

Chris is such a lame squarehead.

by law345 March 18, 2009

squarehead

a shape of head, which ressembles a cubee.
has to buy specific shaped tops, to be able to fit over their heads.
also they have sqaure bollocks, and a square bellend, and often have a pindick.

you've got a squarehead.

like ryan has.

by simonnnnnnsayss. March 11, 2009

squarehead

A fat irritating twat with a head shaped like a cardboard box. Squareheads often only have one bollock.

You are a fat one balled squarehead

by Mr Plums December 28, 2007

squarehead

(n.) One whos head has corners. Typically overuses the word 'cunt', and has little humour.

You cunt, get me my cunting coffee.

Stfu squarehead. See ☺

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

squarehead

A derogatory nick name for a person who's head is rather square and is very sensitive about it. It is generally a male, and will cry on the occasion someone were to call him a squarehead. Try it on boys named ryan.

ryan, you are a squarehead!

by macbook33 August 20, 2009