spurm

a retard's version of sperm

hey look, that retard can't spell sperm, so he wrote spurm instead

by snapple February 8, 2004

spurm

A hardcore punk band from South Jersey.

Are you going to the SPURM show this weekend?

by Ümlaut June 30, 2008

spurmptecker

when you have another streamer you are considering to spurmp, one who is about to be your spurmp.

"i usually spurmp danny, but arin has been making some good wolf fucking jokes lately, he's my spurmptecker"

by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

spermpop

A sufficient amount of cum that is frozen with a stick (for support). Size depends on load size as well as collection method.

Can be made with a simple ice-cube tray.

Should be consumed in the same way an ice cream pop is.

My bitch saved my cum until she had enough to make a large spermpop.

by sweetgy June 23, 2009

SPURMO

Single Proud UnmaRried Men Over 30

From The Times
May 27, 2008
I'm so lonesome I could cry-Tad Safran
Straight, proud, unmarried men over 30 (Spurmos) are in crisis. So many have settled down or succumbed to marriage there's no one left to play with
At some point, 50 million years or so ago, a stegosaurus must have woken up from a long and satisfying night's sleep. He stretched, scratched his bum and maybe picked a bit of caveman from his back teeth. He then headed outside to catch up with his mates only to discover that the whole place was eerily silent.

“Where the hell has everybody gone?”

by booger55 May 27, 2008

chicken noodle spump

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Spermpire

A person who drains your energy by giving a blow job

Francois:" Yesterday Brenda gave me such a good blow job, she sucked the life out of me, I slept for 12 hours straight.. She's a real Spermpire!"

by Spermanator September 11, 2022