Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

by langkwaifongdude August 29, 2009

Spundle

The less obvious word for sperm. The word was derived when cubert was texting quincys girlfriend on his mobile writing that quincy tried to spunk on him i believe his words were "help quincy just spundled on my foot". Using predictive text the word spundled came up instead of spunked. This word is very useful in odd situations,
Teacher: "What are those silly stains by your genitalia area"
You: "Sorry i accidently spundled".
It's probably the most used word in the english dictionary today.

"Yet again quincy turned up to school with spundlings in his hair".
"Bob ate some beetroot and his spundlings turned red when he wambled the next day".
"Yuck his spundlings tasted like cheese".
"Spundle smells funny".
"Spundle makes babies".

by JOSAFOOWIS September 28, 2005

Spurgle

The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"

Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!

by Richard Cravings July 15, 2009

Smurdle

a penis fart that usually happens after snorting coke

Kevin smurdled after blowing a line.

by yodalover69 January 13, 2016

Spurtle

When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d

Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!

by Def Silken October 10, 2019

Spurple

The act of a croud running away as the cops pull up.

When the cops pull up you yell spurple and people scatter.

by Davo quavo November 10, 2020

Spurglegurgle

When you cum in a bottle of mouthwash twice a day and continue using it.

“I heard that a decent amount of spurglegurgle is actually great at building enamel”

by anita gofradump June 13, 2021