Spunkelunk

During fellatio, the act of penetrating the giver’s throat for ejaculatory purposes. spunkelunking spunkelunkee spunkelunker

Henry wasn’t sure if it was customary to ask before spunkelunking on the first date. He chose to ask first, therefore enjoying a second date.

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

Young spunker

Young gentlemen or boy who is full of vitality and youth

Steve Croft - What are you young spunkers doing tonight?
Robbie Walsh - Having a sesh you old spunker

by YoungSpunker69 April 3, 2019

spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.

by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006

Spunker

Loose woman, lots of sexual partners

The bloody spunker has has another victim, that's the 3rd boyfriend in 6 months.

by Incy78 February 25, 2020

Spunkey

The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.

Hey look, theres Spunkey Monkey!

by Hugo January 27, 2004

Spunkelunking

During fellatio, the act of penetrating the giver’s throat for ejaculatory purposes. First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven. spunkelunk spunkelunkee spunkelunker

Henry wasn’t sure if it was customary to ask before spunkelunking on the first date. He chose to ask first, and therefore got to enjoy a second date.

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003