Smurdling

The shytsty Christian offspring of a smurd.These offspring will participate in activities such as Bibleopoly, a popular smurdling board game. They are just small saplings that are just beginning a life full of smurdiness and shystyness. They will be hated by many and loved by no one. Smurdlings often have names beginning with the letter "C"

Anti Smurd 1: Look at all those smurdlings collecting pennies and such on the ground.
Anti Smurd 2: Yeah...let's kill them all
Anti Smurd 1: Word

by The Anti-Smurd September 17, 2007

scudding

Sliding rapidly forward on your feet while being pulled by a power kite.

From the nautical definition meaning to run before the gale.

"Dave lost his balance at a crucial moment and scudded along on his arse."

by tttonyyy July 19, 2006

smuddling

The combined acts of smooching and cuddling that create an energy field creating the math equation of 1+1 = 3.

When Karen finds the man who enjoys smuddling with her as much as she enjoys smuddling with him, she will ask this one of a kind wonderful man how much is 1 + 1 and he will answer 3.

by 10popsicletoes April 14, 2008

snurdling

The act of wrapping the foreskin of one's penis around the tip of another man's penis. Most commonly occuring between two homosexuals.

Lance and Gary were caught snurdling in the locker room
and had to leave town to escape their shame.

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

Spudding

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicals into the anus of a ladyfriend followed by the intense slapping of the penis upon the lower back area.

"Mate im gonna give her a right spudding"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"

by Hiphopopotomus&Rhymenoceros October 23, 2008

puddling

The act of peeing in your partner’s anal canal. Goes hand and hand with geysering.

last night i had a sleep boner, insted of wasting it i ramed it into her ass i gave her a puddling.

by GMFU and the ROC August 18, 2008

Puddling

During sex, a woman releases a decent sized puddle unto the man and/or sheets. This is not urine.

Dammit honey, you are puddling all over me!

Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.

I'm gonna fuck you so good that I make you puddle!

by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012