When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.
Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.
Person 3: you just got spocked.
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.
Person 3: you just got spocked.
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This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
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You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
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