Spousing

being forced to dry hump any given object by all of your closest male friends

steger's episode of spousing his mom lead to his friends questioning if he suffered from the oedipus complex

by Humey2 January 2, 2009

A Sprouting Whale

When someone pisses up some chicks asshole.

I pulled A Sprouting Whale on Jenny from the block.

by Stuart H. Littledick January 11, 2007

sproingity

Inability to sit still and be calm.

When a Chiwienie has ADD he is sproingity.

by Jonithegreat November 30, 2013

sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet

Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!

by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018

Sprawning

After killing a Megladon, when she drops multiple gems.

Omg we killed a mega and look at all those gems sprawning!

by Drewpy Doo August 26, 2019

Spruising

The art of speeding and cruising on a card ride

"Hey man how was the drive" -A
"Oh it was ight I was just spruising" -B
"Love doing that man" -A

by Mrs. Alpha June 30, 2022

sprawling

laying in a random position for fun. sprawl on desks, tables, floors, or couches. like planking or owling.

hey dude! lets go sprawling on that comfy floor!

okayy!!

by george the unicorn May 16, 2012