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I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
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3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
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3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
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