Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013

spottin dimes

A display of using very good vision.

Jerry : how could you see that from all the way over there?
George : I was spottin dimes.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Spottin' Possums

Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.

"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."

by Earl Bullard August 23, 2019

spotted

the word spotted stands for when your hole is palpitating and leaking because of someone.

Matt: Shut up bozo.
Deven: Omg u make me so spotted.....

by purrrrrrdspotted June 8, 2021

Honcho Spotting

A popular activity among Purdue University students. This involves flipping people off, stalking, and leaving lettuce on the hood of purple Supras.

Honcho Spotting is my favorite pastime, I just saw him on Mitch Daniels Boulevard!

by JoeyC9 December 19, 2022

Secret Menu Spotter

Someone who seeks out secret menu items not listed for public viewing and shares it with the world. Most restaurants have secret items not listed on the menu.

A Secret Menu Spotter recently told us that Burger King makes burger bowls with no bun upon request.

by America's Broadcast Journalist March 2, 2015

Osama bin Shotten

Dead terrorist, 11 years in waiting.

Did you hear the news? Osama bin shotten!

by NewsBreaker May 24, 2011