Spasticunt

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Soost

A soost is like a queef, but when the air goes inward. An inverted queef.

"Only a giant soost could make her have that look on her face"

by Sterline August 13, 2020

Spont Tip

1. To do something spontaneously.
2. (On the) To do something without planning at that moment.

We decided to go get beer and drink all day, on the spont tip.

by Roberto Evangelista March 13, 2005

Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

Spoataneous

When the pussy’s too wide so you gotta go anal

Kyle went to Vegas but the hallways where too big so he got spoataneous.

by Clawslaw December 14, 2019

Spastastic

the act of spasing-out (Spaz. Someone who is hyperactive, or overly energetic) multiple times in a short period. Having random acts of hyper-activity. spaz

man 1: man Steph just keeps running around the store.
man 2: i know she's so spastastic.

by L-Train41 September 29, 2008