Spoodge

1.ejaculate -noun-
2.ejaculate -verb-
3.Any repellant,smelly or inapropriate substance that also incorporates stickiness

(1.) "Is that spoodge on your good jacket?"
(2.) "Did you or did you not spoodge on that jacket?"
(3.) Old fashioned ketchup bottles with metal caps were prone to developing black spoodge deposits underneath the cap.

by ricardo london August 27, 2003

spooya

shit piss out of your ass

i woke at at 4am with a bad case of spooya, must have been the fucking bean burrito.

by christPuncher421 October 26, 2010

spony

A ponytail which has drifted to one side. Also known as the side ponytail.

I hear the spony is coming back in a big way.

by e.g.g. May 13, 2007

Spooby

Is used to describe a stupid person can be used in place of dumbass

Move the fuck over spooby or you spooby

by Hank the cow dog May 20, 2018

Spoofta

One who is a sexually active homosexual, being a "poofta" that spoofs on a regular basis. Often spoofta is used as an insult, especially in the Australian culture.

Chick 1- "oh ... is so sweet i love him."
JD - "no mate hes a spoofta.. a filthy spoofta"

by JD.. u no it February 16, 2007

squiggly-spooch

A organ that Invader ZIM has.
An Irken Empier organ that all aliens have.

ZIM:Ouch you hit my squiggly-spooch!!

by Eric Buntain March 8, 2008

spoof merchant

A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.

"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"

by Gregory Taylor January 9, 2008