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Spoonbank

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.
1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"
by Spoonbank November 23, 2011
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Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.
by kingblingdong April 27, 2010
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Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.
Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.
by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010
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Aggressive Spooning

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
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Spoonman

Spoonman is one of the tracks found on Soundgarden - Super Unknown album, written by Chris Cornel.

The meaning behind the song title differs due to personal interpretation or even just association (from things such as heroin or even spooning???)

However, the song title came from the name of a Seattle street performer, ‘Artis the Spoonman,’ who would bang out complex patterns using spoons and other metallic objects rather than conventional percussion. Artis also performed in the Spoonman music video, which eclipsing "Black Hole Sun", became one of their most popular video/singles released at the time.
by Avraelle January 17, 2010
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Spooning

Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.
Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah
by nichosal December 20, 2013
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Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
by Jeff K October 2, 2002
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