Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.
"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"
"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
"Well... you do live in Spooner"
"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011
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It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!
It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!
Person 1"LOL did you just see that dude walk past!"
Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"
Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"
by Ilivu December 28, 2009
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Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.
The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:
1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area
2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or
spatulas)
3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.
The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:
1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area
2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or
spatulas)
3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011
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Get the Spoonerism mug.A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.
O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.
by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009
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