Sockward

The inevitably awkward way in which a guy must remove his socks and trousers in front of his partner prior to sexual intercourse.

Sukhdeep felt sockward as he struggled to remove his socks and pants in front of Parvati.

by Ben's Penis February 16, 2012

Smokward

Some what awkward

Jane is not awkward she's smokward

by Trish Brady February 11, 2009

Spickard, MO

Meth Capital of Missouri. Mainly because of the BIG Methlab bust that happened there a few years ago.

COOKIN THE SHIT OUTTA THAT METH in spickard, MO

by Crackmonkey1234567 April 13, 2011

Spacktard

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!

Shut you you stupid spacktard

by welshj93 September 1, 2022

Speckgard

A person that’s suspicious and appears randomly in conversations.

Speckgard: “Care if I intrude in your conversation?”

by Speckrad October 5, 2023

spacktard

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"

did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.

by welshj93 December 11, 2023

Robert Stockard

This is actually me so don't judge.

1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD

Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True

by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019