slumber chub

The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.

If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.

Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!

I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.

by Zags fan September 5, 2014

slumber party hangover

When having a sleepover you stay up all night, and the next day you are extremely exhusted and lathergic.

Winston: You look like a zombie, what time did you fall asleep?
Oscar: James was over last night and we didnt get to bed to 5.
Winston: You might want to get some sleep.
Oscar: Yea I know, it's from the slumber party hangover.

by Nichkolas January 11, 2008

Slum Cock

A low-life human being who is unskilled, unattractive, lazy, and worthless. Often used to describe someone who makes you feel classy even on your worst day

You know that Brian guy at the other store? He’s a slum cock!

by Put it on Jerry's credit May 26, 2010

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

slumber rave

A disco nap that lasts too long. Incidentally, a good excuse for showing up late or missing a party.

"I took a disco nap before Sheila's party and it turned into a slumber rave. I guess I was really tired."

by HipShoe February 22, 2007

slumber weekend

a table for two slumber party which lasts all weekend long, or multiple days in a row. usually involves staying in bed the entire time, eating take-out or watching movies between bone sessions. mostly occurs when one night together feels so great that you just don't want it to end.

1. i remember that dude, we had a slumber weekend once. it was awesome.
2. we don't go out much, my girlfriend and i have slumber weekends constantly.

by leie May 31, 2009

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009